One Year Later:
I'm Bored, Winter is FUCKING WET, COLD, and RETARDED and Just for Old Times Sake:
Fuck All You Assholes That Ride in the Mud Over and Over Again -Jesus Get a Goddamn Clue Equestrian Bike Riders...
.::. March 17, 2008.::.
Hey MuddPuppy, fuck you! I rode your leftovers at Castlewood this past weekend and it was amazing. You really cooked that all yourself? Burnt the shit out of Love Trail (Ridge Connector with deck bridging, my apologies), left too many lumps on the Rollercoaster and forgot to strain the Flats.
What the hell, did your new bike from TC come with 1 year of free drivetrain?
This b(l)og has been on the shelf for over a year because I was bored and found uploading to the Interland to be tedious - not to mention nobody reads this thing.
Hones to God, I hope this shithead buys a dirt bike and loops out at St. Joe.
So, where have I been? Nowhere special. I've just lost interest in this digital thing, seems a bit contrived when I could just be reading MPH stats over on DRJ or reading about how former/current Destroyer wants to kill himself over and over and over and over again on MegaBlog. That's 2007. Ramp it up, dude. Or what about voy159878FistingPleasure? What about that shit. Since when do 5 shop kids represent the micronaut STL bike scene? It's like ALIVE magazine pimping STL as though a club scene exists outside of Vodka service at Dolce and bowling lanes in the Loop.
And what have I been doing? Nothing, definitely not riding. Until this past week. Lost Valley fireroads still suck. Busch Wildlife blows even more.
See you in Ouachita.
Who wouldn't buy one get one free. You'd still be saving money over XTR cranks. Plus, twisting is fun. It's got 2 speeds - Floored or Flooded.
Hey, look at my fixed gear rigid single speed retro Stumpy steel ride with genuine 1" steerer. I fucking gots history man, I can almost clean Lone Wolf.